Things I'm Not Allowed To Yell Notebook

Keep your sideline thoughts (and unfiltered commentary) in check with the Sideline Gods “Things I’m Not Allowed To Yell At My Kids’ Game” Journal — the perfect blend of humor, style, and practicality for every sports parent.

Designed for moms and dads who live for game day, this journal is ideal for jotting down plays, pep talks, or all the things you really want to say from the stands.

✨ Features:

• Soft-touch cover 
• Durable metal wire-o binding that lays flat for easy writing
• 140 dotted pages—perfect for notes, doodles, or game-day reflections
• Compact 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm) size fits easily in your tote or sideline bag
• Printed and fulfilled in the USA for fast, reliable shipping

Whether it’s for a sports mom, dad, or coach, this funny and functional notebook makes the ultimate gift for anyone who spends their weekends cheering from the bleachers.

🖊️ Perfect for: Sports parents, team gifts, coaches, or anyone who needs a place to vent — quietly.

Our notebooks come in our signature cobalt blue, but we love helping you make them personal! If you’d like to change the color or add a name to your journal, both of these options are free. Just email us at info@sidelinegods.com with your request and we’ll make it happen. Want something even more customized, like the font or a bulk order, reach out and we’ll provide a quote to create exactly what you want.