Soccer Rules I Pretend To Know Notebook

For every soccer parent who yells “Offsides!” but isn’t totally sure why — the Sideline Gods “Soccer Rules I Pretend to Know” Notebook is made just for you.

This funny, functional notebook is perfect for jotting down game notes, halftime thoughts, or rules you promise to Google later. Designed for soccer moms and dads who live for the weekend matches, this journal brings humor and practicality to every sideline.

✨ Features:

• Premium soft-touch matte cover with a smooth feel
• Sturdy metal wire-o binding that lays flat
• 140 dotted pages for journaling, notes, or sketches
• Compact 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm) — easy to pack for game days
• US-fulfilled for reliable and quick delivery

🎁 Perfect for: Soccer moms, dads, and fans who love the game — even if they’re still learning the rules. A hilarious, thoughtful gift for any soccer family.

Our notebooks come in our signature cobalt blue, but we love helping you make them personal! If you’d like to change the color or add a name to your journal, both of these options are free. Just email us at info@sidelinegods.com with your request and we’ll make it happen. Want something even more customized, like the font or a bulk order, reach out and we’ll provide a quote to create exactly what you want.