Football Rules I Pretend To Know Notebook

For every football parent who yells “that was holding!” without being totally sure — the Sideline Gods “Football Rules I Pretend to Know” Notebook is made for you.

This funny, functional notebook is perfect for jotting down game notes, thoughts, or rules you swear you’ll look up later. Designed for sports parents who bring the energy (and the volume) every weekend, it’s a must-have sideline essential.

✨ Features:

• Soft-touch matte cover with a smooth, premium feel
• Durable metal wire-o binding that lays flat for easy writing
• 140 dotted pages — great for journaling, notes, or doodles
• Compact 5.5″ × 8.5″ (13 × 21 cm) — fits perfectly in your bleacher bag
• Proudly fulfilled in the USA for quick, reliable delivery

🎁 Perfect for: Football moms, dads, and fans who love the game (even if they’re still learning the rules). A hilarious and thoughtful gift for any football family.

Our notebooks come in our signature cobalt blue, but we love helping you make them personal! If you’d like to change the color or add a name to your journal, both of these options are free. Just email us at info@sidelinegods.com with your request and we’ll make it happen. Want something even more customized, like the font or a bulk order, reach out and we’ll provide a quote to create exactly what you want.