The Sideline Dad Starter Pack
The Sideline Dad Starter Pack
You’ve seen him. You are him. The guy holding down the sidelines like it’s his full-time job. Welcome to the Sideline Dad Starter Pack—everything a dad needs to survive (and thrive) on game day.
1. The Folding Chair Throne
Not just a seat—this is the dad’s command center. Bonus points if it has cupholders and a built-in shade. Even more bonus points if he’s rocking his Sideline Gods “Dad of Lacrosse Ballers" T-Shirt while parked in it.
2. The Cooler of Champions
Some dads fill it with water bottles. Others sneak in energy drinks (or “special dad juice” for late doubleheaders). Either way, it’s an essential part of the kit. Best carried while repping the Sideline Gods “Volleyball Dad" T-Shirt.
3. The Official Sideline Wardrobe
Hats, hoodies, and that one lucky T-shirt he refuses to wash during tournament season. Upgrade his look with a fresh Sideline Gods “Softball Dad” Shirt—because style matters when you’re yelling at refs.
4. The Play-By-Play Commentary
Every sideline dad comes with built-in color commentary. “Offsides, ref! You missed it!” is practically their love language. May we suggest delivering those hot takes while wearing the Sideline Gods “Volleyball Dad: Professional Line Judge" T-Shirt?
5. The Snack Stash
Granola bars for the kids, beef jerky for himself, and gum for dramatic chomping during overtime. It all tastes better when paired with the Sideline Gods “Cross Country Dad” T-Shirt.
6. Weather-Proof Gear
Rain? Poncho. Sun? SPF 50. Cold? Blankets that could double as tents. No matter the forecast, he’s ready. For all-weather sideline vibes, go with the Sideline Gods “Raising Footballers" T-Shirt.
7. The Legendary Dad Yell
The deep-from-the-gut “LETS GOOOOOO!” that can be heard two courts over. It’s part hype, part warning to the ref, and 100% dad energy. Wear it proud in the Sideline Gods Volleyball Dad Flag T-Shirt.
Why the Sideline Dad Starter Pack Rules
Because it’s not just about showing up—it’s about showing up loud, proud, and dressed in the best sideline gear. Every game. Every season.
👉 Ready to upgrade your sideline starter pack?
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